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thotette:

There should be a thing where you take fat from one part of your body any put it into your booty

They do it’s called a Brazilian butt lift, it’s like 15000 bucks

nue:

fun game, don’t say any of these words when ur talking online & see how long u last:

  • wow
  • lol
  • haha
  • lmao
  • tru
  • tbh
  • tho
  • like
  • omg
  • omfg
  • fuck
  • shit
  • wtf

(Source: nue83423837, via unescapable)

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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shadownight2194:

valerieparker:

domics:

montoya:

domics:

Have you ever heard anyone say ‘easier done than said’ ?

So, one day my coworker said “is anything easier done than said” and I let him pontificate about this for a while and then I said to him, “silence” and that blew his mind. 

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NO I HAVE NOT HAD ENOUGH COFFEE TO CONTEMPLATE YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL SHIT TUMBLR STOP THAT

Dat some deep shit

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meladoodle:

15 is the age where you either look 11 or like 25

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paradisaic:

all I do anymore is sleep, feel bad for myself, and take selfies

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